Opry.

We pass this one every time we go north to see either of our families. The "Gospel Opry" scares the bejeezus out of me. There used to be another sign indicating the frequency of this "opry", but I didn't see it this time. It think it's a monthly thing. You are free to conjure your own image of what it must be. Just another piece of life here in the buckle of the Bible belt.

Freaky.

This qualifies into my personal "freaky church" designation. This sign is on the main highway in an already-rural part of the world. I can only imagine how rural it must be six miles down the side road.

Curl Up & Dye.

Easily the best salon name in all the South!